Reach out and touch... a lilly.

Here's a funny headline from WRTV:

Boy Sticks Gum On $1.5 Million Painting At Museum

I could not help but be reminded of a time when my wife and I were at the art museum in St. Louis looking at the Monet paintings. I was walking in front of the largest one on display, which was probably fourteen feet long, when I heard a scraping noise. I turned around, and in horror, saw all three of my boys (the youngest was two at the time) walking with their hands stretched out, dragging their hands on the painting as they were walking by it.

...and she wants to go on another vacation.