Google Chuck Norris (case sensitive), and here's what you will see:
And speaking of Chuck Norris, here's some new facts from Chucknorrisfacts.com...
1. Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for using the trademarked names of his left and right legs; Law and Order.
6. Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
7. Chuck Norris' hand alone beats a Royal Flush.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't get "frost bite", Chuck Norris bites frost.
9. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
10. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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